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Floyd Dixon - 'Hey Bartender'"I Need A Beer"
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The Replacements - Beer for Breakfast
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Tom Waits - Warm Beer and Cold Women
Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking
Tom Waits - drunk on the moon
Tom Waits - Bad Liver And A Broken Heart
Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking
Tom Waits - drunk on the moon
Tom Waits - Bad Liver And A Broken Heart
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The Doors - Alabama Song (Whisky Bar)
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Sunday Morning Coming Down - Cash & Kristofferson
"And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
so I had one more for dessert"
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I didn't see this one posted, which surprises me for some reason....
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck
* I started life with nothing, and still have most of it left
“Good drivers have dead flies on the side windows!” (Walter Röhrl)
* I married Miss Right. Just didn't know her first name was Always
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And same goes for this:
Reminds me of another idea from my strange and fascinating world of bizarre entrepreneurship: a pub that just opens for you, and even the bartender fucks off, so you just sit there in the dark surrounded by liquor and beer, or Call-A-Pub, you call the company and they rush out and set up a pub whereever you are, and then fuck off. But as I'm not a socalled liberal, it'll never work for me in a business capacity. But I'd probably call them if I had the money.
Reminds me of another idea from my strange and fascinating world of bizarre entrepreneurship: a pub that just opens for you, and even the bartender fucks off, so you just sit there in the dark surrounded by liquor and beer, or Call-A-Pub, you call the company and they rush out and set up a pub whereever you are, and then fuck off. But as I'm not a socalled liberal, it'll never work for me in a business capacity. But I'd probably call them if I had the money.
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Combined recitation by Patti Smith/Lizzy Mercier Descloux of some "decadent" poetry of Rimbaud, composed during the strange state of clearsightedness that comes with (temporary) alcohol withdrawal.
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Willie Nelson - Whiskey Walzer
If you don't understand a word, its not the alcohol in this thread.
He's singing in german......
If you don't understand a word, its not the alcohol in this thread.
He's singing in german......
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Dance Ti' Thy Daddy
Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smok'd mi baccy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.
Here's thy mother humming,
Like a canny woman;
Yonder comes thy father,
Drunk---he cannot stand.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.
Our Tommy's always fuddling,
He's so fond of ale,
But he's kind to me,
I hope he'll never fail.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a bloater when the boat comes in.
I like a drop mysel',
When I can get it sly,
And thou, my bonny bairn,
Will lik't as well as I.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a mackerel when the boat comes in.
May we get a drop,
Oft as we stand in need;
And weel may the keel row
That brings the bairns their bread.
Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in.
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Stinking drunk the lot of them.
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Jimmy Rogers (not to be confused with Jimmie Rodgers, the legendary country singer), Muddy Waters's second guitarist for many years (though he deserves to be remembered for more then that) with Sloppy Drunk.