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Re: Weird songs

Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago

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Somewhat off-kilter sax at the beginning of this.

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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago

Sounds like King Crimson with Iggy Pop and Frank Zappa. It's excellent.
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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago

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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago



The most racist song of the last 25 years, hands down. Sweden 12 points.



The second-most racist song of the last 25 years. Sweden, 10 more points.

Are you going to do a Zlatan song, for another 8 points?
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Post by John » 4 years ago

Jesper Hvid wrote:

The most racist song of the last 25 years, hands down. Sweden 12 points.



The second-most racist song of the last 25 years. Sweden, 10 more points.

Are you going to do a Zlatan song, for another 8 points?
It's been done...



Funny thing about Rednex though - they're from the same town as me. Even when they had their huge break with Cotton eye joe, they'd occasionally come back to my school for meet and greets and to perform a song or two. The 9 year old me thought it was awesome. I still see the female singer when I go grocery shopping now and then.
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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago

Fair enough. You lot also did the whole Turkminator scene way back. It's called "cultural appropriation" in modern PC lingo, and "national stereotype", originally. It's always existed and does in fact work both ways, and it is the reason generalizations are OK. Only one bunch of people really have a problem with it. And that is another OK generalization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJJiPxwHR8 later version of one of the original misheard "mondegreens". 2:16-2:18 is just too fucking funny!
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Post by John » 4 years ago

Jesper Hvid wrote:Fair enough. You lot also did the whole Turkminator scene way back. It's called "cultural appropriation" in modern PC lingo, and "national stereotype", originally. It's always existed and does in fact work both ways, and it is the reason generalizations are OK. Only one bunch of people really have a problem with it. And that is another OK generalization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJJiPxwHR8 later version of one of the original misheard "mondegreens". 2:16-2:18 is just too fucking funny!
Yes, the SJW's have had a field day in Sweden, and I guess, Western Europe and North America for the past 10 years. A while back Lena Dunham was involved in that whole "Eating Sushi is cultural appropriation" thing.
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Post by John » 4 years ago

Oh, and imagine if Pat Boone tried to release Speedy Gonzales today.



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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago

Decadence. :haha:
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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 4 years ago

Lol. I found it more amusing than weird.... so much so I had to go look for the lyrics. Some great lines in them too.
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ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tooling down the hightway doing 79
I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never, never, never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me, Bud
I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
I cross the center line man you gotta make time-
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, man, I got the cotton pickin convolutions
Never, never, never gonna speed again
Shoot the juice to me, Bruce
My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion
Never, never, never gonna speed again
Pass the crimson to me, Jimson
I took a little drink and I'm feelin right
I can fly right over everything everything in sight
There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
I'ma never never never gonna speed again
Pass the claret to me, Barrett
A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day
Oh, when you see me coming better start to pray
I'm a cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, doc, pardon me for this crazy intrusion
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again
Pump the fluid in me, Louie
I'm burning up the highway early this morn
I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn
[Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
Transfusion, transfusion
Oh, nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again
Put a gallon in me, Alan
Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
So rememmber to slow down today
Hey, daddy-o
A make that type O, huh
Atta-boy
Definitely one for the car songs thread!
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Post by strad » 4 years ago

1956 push for road safety.
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Post by theracer120 » 4 years ago

The thing that gave me a chuckle hearing that was how similarly ridiculous the crash sounds in that song are to the ones in many American racing vids from that era.

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Post by Jesper Hvid » 4 years ago



This is what would have happened if Mike Oldfield, Syd Barrett, Michael Jackson and the Royal Edinburgh Millitary Tattoo had gotten together and done a single.

And it's a repugnantly underrated album, and all.
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