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Gran Premio de Salma Hayek

Post by John » 7 months ago

Disclaimer: This is Part 18 of 20 in the series "The best GP introductions in the world". The author takes no responsibility for the relevance of the content regarding the actual GP itself.

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VIVA MEXICO! VIVA SALMA HAYEK!



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You're going full overboard with From dusk till dawn here.

Sorry.

Mongols?

No mongols.

I wish to see Salma Hayek nude. How do I do this?

You watch the (brilliant) movie Frida from 2002.



Got any Mexican-Texan connection for us?



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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 7 months ago

@John It is missing something......

Ah yes. Some Speedy Gonzalez.


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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 7 months ago

And seeing as we had a GP with an exciting finish North of the border over the weekend....



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Post by John » 7 months ago

Everso Biggyballies wrote:
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@John It is missing something......

Ah yes. Some Speedy Gonzalez.

Oh silly me! Imagine if they'd release that song today. :suspicious:
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Post by caneparo » 7 months ago

You should edit the topic caption as: the grand prix of “it’s great to win the championship here again. This is definitely the best crowd in the world”
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Post by Michkov » 7 months ago

Have a trackmap
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Post by John » 7 months ago

Michkov wrote:
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Have a trackmap
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The esses should be the "Salma Hayek esses".

Because of...curves.
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Post by erwin greven » 7 months ago

John wrote:
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The esses should be the "Salma Hayek ass".

Because of...curves.
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Post by kals » 7 months ago

John wrote:
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The esses should be the "Salma Hayek esses".

Because of...curves.
The circuit last used in 1992 yes, the current circuit is more akin to Kim Kardashian because the 'curves' have been surgically enhanced.

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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 7 months ago

erwin greven wrote:
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The esses should be the "Salma Hayek ass".
Asses in the plural surely.... that would fit in well with the Recta Principale, Recta being the plural of rectum.

As an aside I see on that basis Jim Clark had two asses also.

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kals wrote:
7 months ago
John wrote:
7 months ago
The esses should be the "Salma Hayek esses".

Because of...curves.
The circuit last used in 1992 yes, the current circuit is more akin to Kim Kardashian because the 'curves' have been surgically enhanced.
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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 6 months ago

So, just to update on what Lewis needs now to secure his title..... If Vettel wins the last three races, Lewis needs to score 5 points total from those three races. If Vettel fails to win in Mexico it is game over, even a DNF in the race will win Lewis the title!

Oh yeah, Lewis has an average of over 19 points per race to date this year, so 5 more from 3 races......

The bookies are offering the same odds on a Vettel championship win as they are for Leonardo de Caprio or George Clooney becoming President of the US. :wink:

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Post by Ian-S » 6 months ago

So Lewis could do an ultimate impression of his hero and become champion? Wonder how that'd go down, probably like the titanic.
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Post by Everso Biggyballies » 6 months ago

People complained about the number of places Kimi has lost on the first lap this year.... well, guess who on the grid has lost the most places in total this year. You guessed it.... the Ferrari alleged #1, Sebastian Vettel, with a total of 33 2018 first lap lost places. To put that into perspective that is 14 more than the next one. :haha: :haha:

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Post by DoubleFart » 6 months ago

That's really easy to do though. He's always in the top 6, more often than not it's the top 2, so any mistake on lap one means a potential 18 cars passing him.

Do it twice, you're done. If you're somebody in the midfield and you have two mishaps (and there are mishaps every race) it would take potentially 6 first lap incidents to get to 36.

False statistic.
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