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Unlikely F1 headlines

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So, typically these months are characterised by 'slow news' - aka as news items which are featured as headline news, but would in-season probably not even make it to the news page. Eg. "Palmer expect to hit the ground running in 2018"

Let's take it a step further, and publish F1 headlines which are unrealistic, unlikely (but desirable), etc....

I'll start:
F1 announces surprise return to Montjuic for the Spanish Grand Prix
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British GP moves to Cadwell Park.
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“Cristian Horner says something plausible which could benefit the entirety of F1”

“F1 cars with Halo look amazing”

“Vettel admits fault for Singapore melee”

“Hamilton comes out, after papparazzi spot him in a passionate embrace with Justin Bieber”
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Kals marries both Palmers.
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John wrote: 6 years ago Kals marries both Palmers, after jealous @John is seen running from the church in tears
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kals wrote: 6 years ago
John wrote: 6 years ago Kals marries both Palmers, after jealous @John is seen running from the church in tears
That backfired on me.
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“Antonov says ‘everything Russian sucks’ in stunning outburst”
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“Antonov says ‘even Palmer sucks’ in stunning best man's speech”
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"Narain Karthikeyan makes surprise return with Sauber"
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Bin Laden returns to Williams F1 sponsorship
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Lewis Hamilton marries lifelong girlfriend Justin Bieber.
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Justin Bieber and Lewis Hamilton release Rap album.

(Oh wait.... this is unlikely headlines.)

OK then Justin Bieber and Lewis Hamilton announced as Post Monaco GP concert. Lewis claims he always admired drivers who took part in two events at the same GP.

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Everso Biggyballies wrote: 6 years ago Justin Bieber and Lewis Hamilton release Rap album.

(Oh wait.... this is unlikely headlines.)

OK then Justin Bieber and Lewis Hamilton announced as Post Monaco GP concert. Lewis claims he always admired drivers who took part in two events at the same GP.
Commentator: "And Lewis Hamilton enters the tunnel..."

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Ah, great minds think alike @PTRACER :haha:
kals wrote: 6 years ago“Hamilton comes out, after papparazzi spot him in a passionate embrace with Justin Bieber”
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Exclusive: Bernie Ecclestone 'It was never about the money'
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